Just when it was beginning to look like we wouldn’t be getting as much pussy this year in the USA, it suddenly showed up everywhere in epidemic proportions!
When finally men of valor took a stand in the footsteps of our forefathers against a corrupt, tyrannical bureaucracy to do their duty to the constitution and protect two unjustly sentenced ranchers from further injurious prosecution – the Oregon-Fed Pussy Posse drew guns and shot liberty down.

In former days a righteous stand for justice would get you a Medal of Honor or at least a spot on the city council if not a mayorship. But in these days of pussiness it will only get you shot or imprisoned. Just ask patriot Robert Finicum…oh wait…you can’t. Some killers made sure of that.

24 days prior to the gunning down of a hero, a group of armed (as we all should be) patriotic libertymen captured the enemy stronghold of the Bureau of Land Grabs in Eastern Oregon. The office was held peacefully by the Americans, who’s only demands were that the Tyranistas return stolen land to its rightful owners, and to cease and desist of any further unconstitutional prosecution and persecution against the innocent ranchers.  

The ranchers, a kind and peaceful family named the Hammonds, have been viciously persecuted by the Land Grab Bureau (BLM) for decades. Why? They simply wanted to protect and hold their own property and wouldn’t sell it to Federal Monsters from the FWS (Faux Wildlife Service). These same monsters flooded the lands of other ranchers with lake water in the region to force them to sell. But that’s just the tip of the dirty iceberg. Since the 80’s the Hammond family and others have been metaphorically raped and continuously violated by FWSBLM pussies.

Well, some honorable heroes felt it was necessary to be true Americans and stand in defense of a helpless and hopeless family in the clutches of a dragon, and to stand on the last line of defense of constitutional rights and liberty for all Americans. Faster than you can say “traitorous federal bureaucracy” they were gunned down and arrested. You think you’re in America, huh?

Two of the valiant men arrested by the pussy posse were the brave sons of Cliven Bundy, a Nevada rancher who made the news in 2014 when beautiful citizens stood by his side in defense of his rightful access to grazing land and in protection of his own property from this same vicious Bureau of Land Grabs.  

But if you thought that was the end to the story, hold on to your hat (and your land). Now that the Tyranistas have arrested multitudes of honorable citizens in Oregon, including many of those who bravely stood by the Bundy family in 2014, the worm unit has slithered it’s way back to Nevada to arrest Cliven himself on that crap from 2014!  

If you don’t realize this means your rights as a U.S. Citizen have been snatched away by dirty fingers of an apostate government, you’re delirious.
Meanwhile, back at the vagina ranch in Texas a clown posse was assembled to investigate the Planned Pussyhood video situation. You know, the videos that show executives from the infamous child slaughter network discussing how they sell off baby body parts to other sleazy companies to finance their appetites for luxury. As you might imagine in a nation given over to corruption, the “investigation” found no wrongdoing on the part of the human flesh salesmen, and instead assembled a grand jury of sorts in Houston to indict the filmmakers on charges of creating a fictitious business (something every company does) and using fake ID’s (something most college students have done). It’s a process used almost daily by investigative journalists, but these young journalists weren’t on a PC mission like looking into carbon emission violations or tight quarters for chickens…they were investigating child slaughter and sales. Have you seen an investigative journalist from 60 Minutes or any documentary out there being brought up on similar charges lately? Nope.  

Kangaroo court is in session.

Well, like they say – “Money talks.” Bribing public officials DOES pay off! Just ask District Attorneys in Harris County.

Lotsa pussy in Houston.
But when it comes to pussy, New York always seems to have an unlimited supply.  

New York government pussies might as well just take some gasoline and a match to the U.S. Constitution, because that’s what they’ve done legislatively. They’ve stomped and spit on the 2nd Amendment with insane firearms restrictions, they oversee your diet and restrict what you may consume by banning salt usage in restaurants and managing soda sizes. They raid gentle farm family homes and arrest farmers for selling untainted dairy products. The list goes on and on, and reads like a Nazi Gestapo outline for subverting the people. But as if all that weren’t enough, New York pussies have now revealed their corruption knows no bounds. A recent New York law was put in place which will land up to a $25,000 fine on your ass if you insist on, for example, using male terminology to reference a male born with male genitalia, male chromosomes, male bone structure, male shoe size, male breast, Adam’s apple, male reproductive system, male everything – if that person chooses not to identify as a male. Same goes for a woman with female everything who wants to be a man. Call her Mrs. Johnson in the Big Apple and you’ll likely get fined quicker than you can say “New York State enemies of the Constitutional Republic”.

1st Amendment anyone?
It would take a book to address all the pussiness of 2015 – like all the pussy protesting at Mizzou, pussy riots in Ferguson and Baltimore, pussy mayors demonizing their city police departments, etc. And it looks like in 2016 we may want to brace for a pussy storm of immense ferocity.  
Time to let the brass balls drop, gentlemen! There’s pussy everywhere!